I saw a piggy flying
Above my treehouse roof,
I’d like to show him to you but,
I haven’t got the proof.
Then I saw a polar bear,
Driving in a car,
I tried to follow on my bike
But he drove too far.
I saw a zebra in a mall
Shopping for a friend,
Everything I say is true,
I swear it’s not pretend.
I saw a penguin on a bike,
He juggled as he rode,
He threw a baseball and a shoe,
A chicken and a toad!
An elephant was in the park,
Going down the slide,
But pachyderms are much too big
To play on such a ride.
My friends say that I make things up,
Like Rhinos playing fiddle,
They say that I exaggerate,
Well … maybe just a little.
But some of what I say is true!
Some sheep were playing ball,
And I could swear I saw an ape
Make a cell-phone call.
But then my mother set me straight
As mothers often do
“Yesterday,” she said, “there was
A break-out from the zoo!”
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